I am not a man. I am a sea monster!

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2008-12-14T13:50:04Z

I started live journal on May 3, 2005! Late to some no doubt, however it seemed to have marked some significant events in my life; the end of High School and the looming TEE, beginning of uni and new first relationship in my life; Mitch, and in general documenting my beginnings into a smoking and alcohol addiction.

However. Much has happened since my last post, so in an attempt to update my live journal, and inform all of my life, I shall give you an extremely brief update of my life from 09|04|07- 14|12|08

- ALEX
- Boys, many many boys
- Still working at Target
- Changed into a BEd (Secondary teaching- drama) and still acting
- Performed in more plays
- Isaac and I… 8 years strong, and judging by our threesome, we will never just rest at being ‘friends’

But who can really be fucked with reflection. I shall start afresh.

What They Will Uncover On The News....

2006-05-06T13:04:02Z

Andrew's Evening:
Cigarette Count: 8 and counting
Glasses: 5 and counting [but soon stopping..]

Alas in response to Isaac's journal, the depression-like-state [which is extremely different to a depressive state i kindly assure] works wonders. Finally Andrew doesn't collapse every night in a moment of wondeful teenage angst and self pitty, but instead he stays rather numb- that is that he becomess rather content with the glorious music that's pounding into his ears, and his extrapolation of what is more than likely happening ceases [until morning, when everything becomes cyclic once more.]

I do, of course, need to pay thanks to both Christo and Mitch whom have been there to listen to my crap and speak honestly and open with me. Although i seem to be going no where and scorned full of angst, it's helped. No doubt it's helped me to move on from a pathetic stage [that's if people all agree that what im like now isn't as pathetic in comparison.] And after reading Isaac's entry thanks for listening to my wank nigger.

The Ringwraiths Riding Black, Ride On!

2006-05-02T15:48:32Z

Top 10 Most Played on [Andrew's] iTunes:

1. Sunny Road- Emiliana Torrini
2. Perfect Now- Sarah Blasko
3. Hey You- Pink Floyd
4. Dinner At Eight- Rufus Wainwright
5. Songbird- Bernard Fanning
6. Dead Things- Emiliana Torrini
7. Casimir Pulaski Day- Sufjan Stevens
8. Oh Comely- Neutral Milk Hotel
9. Crumb By Crumb- Rufus Wainwright
10. All Comming Back- Sarah Blasko

[Comfortably Numb misses out by one to make number 10.]

Despite the first and second seeming to have a very happy disposition, 'Sunny Road' to me seems to be awfully depressing yet so beautiful that you've got to give a bitter smile.

A wise quote: "Don't be wreckless with other people's heart. Don't put up people who are reckless with yours." Sounds like a load of cliched wank i know... but it has it's validity. And is also in a cute song a sweet boy once gave me.

The Barncale. Arr. assumes pirate like demeanour

2006-04-03T14:27:32Z

BOSS : (whilst leaping out infront of two employess at the water cooler) GET OUT OF MY PANTRY!

(two employees look up at him scared)

Chin Up

2006-01-25T12:37:38Z

Andrew is somewhat broody at the moment.

Im just worried about a few things. Probably insipid things, but i still can't help it.

Alcohol will help muchly.... until i have work the next day, standing on the register for 5 hours.

*vomits in disgust all over the floor*

I think i need to quit. Every customer is just disgusting- it's all so greedy and self indulgent.

George Orwell's imagery of these kind of people is right down to the tee.

The webcam is going well. I've learnt how to make myself look less ugly. Always good.

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- LIES!

I Stand Up Straight

2006-01-24T12:20:35Z

So today i went to Curtin/Maylands/Mount Lawley/Northbridge/City with Mitch today. But this was not just some social meeting, oh no far from it.

We had to suceed in the following tasks:

x Buy a dildo in Northbridge (perfferably one that resembled Pope John Paul II)
x Buy a tool box to store a dildo in Maylands
x Clean up the Fag Room at Curtian (rarely known as CLAG)
x Go on a tour of Curtian so Andrew knows his way around
x Buy hair dye
x Buy a webcam
x Bump into a faggy bitch called Juan and have lunch
x Run away from recorder playing whores

Alas, we managed it all.

Oh, and leaving grilled onions in a fridge for 3 months IS A REALLY BAD IDEA. Mitch and I can both strongly recommend against doing that. Juan might be able to ....but my thoughts are that during that specific incidence he was thinking about the many ways he could fuck Mitch.

So i have a new web cam now. Tis fine. Although i hate looking at myself in it- a constant reminder. I have yet to christian it, but when Wayne comes back online.....

Wynette- Oh So Cliche Last Name

2006-01-23T15:36:56Z

Well fuck me, this should be a depressing point in my life. It's 11.30 at night, and im bored shitless.

On happier notes, Andrew now has a book shelf which sits his little library quite nicely. It also has room for my pathetic dvd colletcion [but three German films in there can't be too bad... especially since they're not subtitled.]

Tomorrow i'm going on a tour of Curtin/cleaning up the CLAG office with Mitch. Andrew shall be feeling the university vibe muchly. hopefully.

And jesus fuck, i read the timetable for BDO. I'm really screwed over. I won't be able to see The Grates, Wolfmother NOR SLEATER KINNEY! I missed out on Le Tigre last year, i can't miss out on Sleater-Kinney. But alas, for the Sarah Blasko love as well as The Subways, i must. I also wont be able to see Henry Rollings which pisses me off as well. I wont even be able to see Red Jezebel!!! Ok, rant over... but still, im heartbroken that i'll be in the near vacinity of all of these great artsits, and yet i wont be able to see them :( I think i may go curl up in a ball and die. or something.

Pink Bullets. I love that word and i don't know why. It's so expressive. And it certainly has no pertinence to homosexuality or anti-violence. It's more profound than that.

Isaac and I are currently dipping our toes into the expansive ranches of Country music. It shall be amusing.

Riffs and Variation

2006-01-23T11:57:12Z

Jesus fuck, whod have thought completing a time table for uni would be hard?

Because im with a slack ass department, for my two degrees i had to do my whole time table by myself, which for my first ever time was a little confusing, but none-the-less i got there.

Had enrollment today which was quite amusing. I went to the wrong places, had to ask for direction and what not, and at the end i came out slightly confused.

Why are there mostly slaggy whores or emo boys doing my theatre course?

Thursday at uni will be a huge day for me- and at the end of it all, a nice 3 hour performance workshop... which im actually looking foward to.

Hrmm im looking foward to uni, although o-day looks a little 'HAPPY!HAPPY!HAPPY!' so i shall try and avoid the student guild as much ass possible.

Men Reading Fashion Magazines

2006-01-23T00:33:19Z

Just a short little note- Isaac [or should i say Tammy Parton], i fucking hate you. I have been subconciously singing "Stand By Your Man" for the past half hour and i can't get it out of my head. I was evn singing it in the shower.

Die.

iloveweezie @ 2006-01-21T22:17:00

2006-01-21T14:23:10Z

Hrmm so Andrew got a new computer today, nicley placed in his room. I like it very much-so. I think i shall marry it.

Had work today for 8 and a half hours. 5 hours later my legs are still deeply painful.

My mind's sorta blank at the moment. I'm liking it.

Today Isaac Killed His Phone, and Andrew Killed His Kitten

2006-01-20T08:25:50Z

Went to the city today. Smoked a bit too much when i was by myself. Didn't eat enough.

Saddest point of the day- walking along listening to The Subways and pondering as to why i'm so hampered down by wanting a man.

Happiest point of the day- sitting in the Alexander Library chuckling to myself over 'Waiting for Godot':

Long silence.
VLADIMIR: That passed the time.
ESTRAGON: It would have passed in any case.
VLADIMIR: Yes, but not so rapidly.
Pause.

Seeing that play in French would just scare me.

But alas, Andrew is living in his little crisis, which is rather amusing.

Nothing to be done.

Damn boots.

Suddenly I Am The One

2006-01-19T15:59:27Z

Just your lower lip on the floor......

Weezie's so Rock and Roll

2006-01-18T09:39:52Z

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All swans in England belong to Weezie!
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If you cut Weezie in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Weezie.
A Weezieometer is used to measure Weezie!
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Weezie!
The first domain name ever registered was Weezie.com.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Weezie fighting underground.

Sex.

2006-01-17T08:52:48Z

Went to Isaac's house for the night:

- Isaac got rather shitty in the morning and kept on asking when we'd leave
- I got in trouble for attemtping to sniff his mothers underwear
- Saw his sexy brother in his shiny black boxers
- Revealed the streo-nazi side of me that i have hidden for a many-a-years

The parents 25th wedding anniversary tonight so i have to go out for dinner with them *sigh.* I had another fight with the mother and father today... as teenagerish as it sounds, they actually do want me to move out. My mother has reminded me three times now that the father will kick me out if i don't change who i am.... sounds so funny. Meh, i'll wait till i get this year of uni out of the way, and then see if what my options are for living somewhere else.

I get my computer sometime this week which i am much delighted about. Am having problems with the father though. Although we have broadband with uinlimted access, apparently my constant use of the net on my computer will cause his computer to be slow... oh well, thankgod i only give a fuck about me =)

On other news, i am actually happy about work at the moment. They're giving me good hours during the week, showing that they love me [which, after 2 years they should.] The supervisors are also wanting to train a few people to work at the refund counter, which for check out people, is oh so cool. So, i must get to work there, otherwise i'll write a suicide note on live journal, and then kill myself.

Le Rant

2006-01-14T13:25:42Z

Jesus fuck, I want to denounce being gay. I do not know ONE fag whom i'd go out with because they've all got something really sharp lodged up there asses, and it won't be comming out anytime soon. I am seriously wondering what the hell goes through their minds... probably something to do with the best way of getting attention from the boys. How sad.

With that said, i am meeting Wayne tomorrow, but alas Wayne is different because i might not be going out with Wayne tomorrow at all, i might infact be going out with a 5 year old kid, a young shy teenage girl or a particularily violent 30 year old male [obviously hasn't learnt their names yet.]

Pressed in a Book

2006-01-13T12:29:51Z

And if you'd 'a took to me
Like a gull takes to the wind.
Well, i'd 'a jumped from my tree
And i'd a danced like the king of the eyesores
And the rest of our lives would 'a fared well.

Crumb by Crumb

2006-01-10T16:46:43Z

So Buck and i went for a little ride around the town tonight.

Fucking. fantastic.

Him and I are going out more often [i.e. tomorrow night]... that's if i can walk straight in the morning

Mary is my best friend

2006-01-10T11:52:41Z

I bought a new dildo from Libido today. It's a large-ish jet black one. I look foward to using him tonight- he looks very promising.

At the moment i am feeling very plain. Holidays suck, people have been letting me down in their ways, and work sucks. The only thing that doesn't suck, is the music *bobs head to The Subways*

Wow, soon i'll be wearing tight black pants, a black tee and have a million of facial piercings, complaining about how everything 'sucks.' Oh emo's, god bless your little contrived hearts. May you all die of cancer.

If i don't find a good boy soon, i shall give up on homosexuality all together, and run off to Canada with my dildo, Buck [it's been changed to Buck- it sounds more manly].

Oh Martha, Queen Of Hitting the Nail on the Head- I Bow to Thee

2006-01-09T15:12:08Z

Jesus fucking christ!

Presumptuous little cunt.

*insert angry/dirty French piano music*

Papa Smurf

2006-01-05T15:45:33Z

What ever happened to my chemistry?

le prince rebelle

2006-01-01T07:40:25Z

New Years was rather interesting- had to take the bitch (grandmother) to hospital, and then ended up seeing in the New Year with my mother and father *excitement ten fold.* But alas, i have come up with my New Years motto- "Embrace the love" which i shall try my hardest to live up to.

Was talking with the black, and where discussing what our band/singer of 2005 was (not necessarily a band that came out in 2005, but more of whom dominated our speakers for the year.) I'm still trying to decide because my memory is rather shite, but it has to be between Roisin Murphy, The Shins and Yann Tiersen. I would love to choose Roisin, but i'm afraid i got into her too late, and also the fact that Isaac chooses her as his singer of the year *eww blackness*

Excitement about university is rising to an almost orgasmic stage. When Justine and I conversed about what type of bag we are to take to uni, we did indeed dance around as if gerbil's where shuved up our asses (and we liked it!)

Holding On

2005-12-27T16:07:14Z

Well i got my TER- 90.25

I am rather pleased with myself, considering i did slack off quite a bit.

I am a little upset with my raw marks in Drama and Human Biology though.

In comparison my score seems to be somewhat mediocre (damn you 98 and higher people *shakes fist*) but as long as i get into my double, i'm a happy man.

Hoping the black will not be drinking turps.

Exclusions for the Blacks, of course.

2005-12-26T08:10:15Z

a lot has been said about how to prevent rape.
women should learn self-defense. women should lock themselves in their houses after dark. women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short skirts. women shouldn't leave drinks unattended. fuck, they shouldn't dare to get drunk at all.

instead of that bullshit, how about:

if a woman is drunk, don't rape her.
if a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her.
if a women is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her.
if a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her.
if a woman is jogging in a park at 5 am, don't rape her.
if a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her.
if a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her.
if a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her.
if a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her.
if a woman is in a coma, don't rape her.
if a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her.
if a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her.

if a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her.
if your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her.
if your step-daughter is watching tv, don't rape her.
if you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her.
if your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend.

if your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police.
if your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist.

tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone.

don't tell your women friends how to be safe and avoid rape.
don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.
don't imply that it's in any way her fault.
don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl.
don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions. You can, too, help yourself.

If a guy says he isn't interested in sex, don't rape him, either. this all goes both ways. respect each other, people!

If you agree, repost it. It's that important.

Ideals Of Love

2005-12-22T18:21:26Z

I am very dissapointed in my fellow live journalians, no one seems to be fucking writing an entry, and so it leaves me late at night to have to write a journal, because there's nothing for me to read *Pout*

Work has been absolutly horrid, i hope everyone there dies. What pisses me off is that i usually finish at 9pm, but they ALWAYS close me off at 9.15 or even later. If i was rostered on till 9.15pm [like most people are] i get paid until then, but because i never am and am only rostered on until 9pm, i don't get paid that over time. I couldnt' care less about the money, i just hate the mentality they take that we [the check out people] aren't important- heck, Target is saving themselves money by doing that!

Wrong. Any customer that now comes through my checkout past 9pm when im meant to finish, have a good chance of getting a free item. If someone has a large pile of things, i'll pretend to scan one item, and let them keep it for free. May sound crap, but i do it so Target looses money. $50 was what i managed to loose Target for tonight. May not be much, but it makes me feel better. No $2.30 overtime for Andrew, no $50 for Target :) And the best thing is i can't get caught because every check out chick has forgotten to scan things before, and the customer only notices once theyve gotten home

Latley i've been very content with myself. I've been re-listening to some of my old albums and im relishing in their delight all over again. I'm also just having a really great time with some people. Alas, work is in the way of all of that :S

I've deicded that i will go to BDO (i think reading Sarah Blasko on the list just concreted any thoughts of going i might have had, as did seeing Wolfmother and The Grates!!!!) but i need a friend to go with... damn it i'll find someone with the same music taste as me.... or someone that i can lure with my candy

And on a closing note, Christmas is a load of shite, im only looking foward to getting my Martha Wwinwright CD and Rufus Wainwright DVD, then i shall lock myself off from the rest of the world on that day. And on that night... i shall wank.

Tina you fat lard

2005-12-20T15:13:30Z

Hrmm havn't written in a while so i think it's time.

I now understand that my life needs new dimension to it, thus Andrew is looking for a new philosophy to adapt, or atleast en-corporate somewhat into my life. Things for me are just too cyclic for my liking. Wish me luck as i venture forth into the realms of philsophy *is scared* But i think the readings shall be somewhat enlightening, if not very confusing.

I met the Del today which was rather exciting. For a while now i've always heard David talking of 'Del' and today was the day i ifnally met her. She was great, gets my thumbs up.

Have been working quite a bit because of Christmas. I hope every fucking Christmas shopper dies, or atleast contracts AIDS.

And 'I Heart Huckabees' is one of the best fucking movies i've seen in a long time. Lily Tomlin, i wish i was a dyke so id be cool like you.